Country Dictionary

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Smogs

Half Monkey Half Person Thing that slurps and walks around with his boxers on backwards

The hunchback smogs slurped "I called next on playstation!"

by Ingham February 02, 2003

Smogs

the bitch should have been kicked out...

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

smog

Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.

Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
Huh?
oh, never mind

by weui2347r9 May 06, 2008

smogged

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

by whiskeyhotel January 19, 2012

No smog

No smog - adj.

a good day or used to describe a good day. A reference to the Ice Cube song "Today was a good day. He says...

"Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god, I dont know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog."

How was your day?" " No Smog!" Ah, well I'm glad you are having a good day.

by MattyJ53 February 12, 2010

Smog

Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.

There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

smog

sexy man of god

check out Dan over there, he is such a smog

by cabincrew October 13, 2010