Country Dictionary

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on... Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

United Kingdom Independence Party A British political party focused mainly on leaving the European Union. UKIP believes that the United Kingdom should be ruled by itself, not by Bureaucrats in Brussels.

War Veteran: I didn't fight the Germans in World War Two just to let them rule us sixty years later. That's why I support UKIP!

Territorial Army Foundation Scheme The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).

I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.

TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!

At Time of Post Used mainly on internet forums to describe something at the time of a users post (and is likely to change later).

The poll is 65% "Option B" AToP

Stupid Territorial Army Bastard Created by idiot regular army squadies who think they're big and clever.

Squadie: Lads! Lads! We got us a STAB! HAHAHAHA! TA Soldier: How about I show you the REAL meaning of STAB?

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.