Country Dictionary

Being cool while there's sex going on.

That was so elmo when your were having sex.

Where Mickey and his friends eat people.

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse, come inside we'll eat you alive.

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

man kool aid man just came through the wall

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

I find it quite simple.

Your "Apartment Complex" isn't complex at all!