Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tobsih

acronym for "take out back, shoot in head". Best to put (whatever) out of its misery

This patient is not going to make it. TOBSIH

by JMSMD November 11, 2005

foreskin

Useless piece of male flesh. Discarding this person would have no ill effects. When the doctor/raabi circumsized this person as an infant they threw away the wrong piece of flesh, leaving the "foreskin" to roam the earth to annoy people.

John is such a foreskin! He is absolutely worthless

by JMSMD October 31, 2005

foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.

JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!

by JMSMD January 31, 2006

bulldozing with your tits

Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.

I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

T-C Theory

T-C theory (Tit-Calf theory) states, very simply, that girls with large tits have skinny calves. Conversely, girls with small tits have full calves.

Did you notice Patty has nice big tits but beanpole legs? And Lori has tiny tits but really atheletic calves? They follow the T-C theory!

by JMSMD September 24, 2006

vagiseal

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.

My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!

by JMSMD January 26, 2008

vagitude

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".

Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!

by JMSMD September 15, 2006