A fork of Rural Dictionary
not my president (or NMP)
Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president. Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he? Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
An expression used saying that mistakes are okay if they can still be corrected before a letter or package goes out the door or in the mailbox to the recipient. It refers to an office building that has a staff member who carries the mail to the mailbox. Once that person has hit the elevator, then the die is cast and the errors cannot be corrected. Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.
As long as it is okay when it hits the elevator. -boss Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.
When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."
A segment on the news where the financial expert comes on to talk about the markets, especially on an up-market day.
Joe Scarborough to Erin Burnett on MSNBC, "Hey, international superstar Erin Burnet is here to talk about the markets. It's a money party!"
Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!
Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!