Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pooh mustache

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.

Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.

by JYW1 January 04, 2011

African Love Stick

A large, hard african penis.

Two girls watching a racy video: Check out that dude's african love stick. He's HUGE!!

An angry man: Im gonna slap you in the face with my african love stick!!!

by JYW1 January 05, 2011

Jack n the Box me Off

Masturbation.

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!

by JYW1 January 04, 2011