A fork of Rural Dictionary
EU is the European Union, a cooperation between most European countries.
It was originally founded after WWII as a peace initiative. The idea was that with close cooperation between countries, military conflicts would be made impossible.
The EU had 15 member states before 2004.
When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.
"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"
(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'