A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.
"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."
The act of removing a girl's panties with your teeth while growling, then howling like a werewolf as you penetrate.
Hey Scott, great way to win the game for the beavers. How did you celebrate?
Well, I started off giving Lisa the Great Lakes Bobber after a hard fish hook, but the moon started coming up so I gave her the Boof Marconi!
While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.
I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!