A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you've dropped some food or sweets on the floor and you still want to eat it. Blowing off lint and stating 'Gods food' makes it safe to eat. Similar to five second rule.
Ah, I've dropped my hotdog.
*Picks it up and blows off invisabugs and lint*
Gods food!!!
Microscopic bugs that you don't see but know they're there. You usually think about them on handles in public toilets or on public transport.
"Ew. Janine just left the toilet but didn't wash her hands. She's just adding more invisabugs to the door handle. Lovely."
Sarah: Does anyone have a fork?
Joe: There's one in my drawer at my desk. It's clean.
Sarah: I'll wash it anyway. God knows how many invisabugs are crawling around in there.