Country Dictionary

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Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

microscopic

Tiny Unbig Not large Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth. My IQ My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

microscopic

a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain

oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.

by ruler November 06, 2003

Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope. MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 18, 2009

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

microscop

a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover