Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

negret

A wading bird, like an egret only black. Prefers Southern climates.

Look at the negret nest, Shaqueena !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

bull-dyke

The "bull-dyke" is a large and/or muscular female. Other adjectives that apply are "butch," "goth," and "camp." They are into rough sex with other bull-dykes, and drive trucks and ride motorcycles.

(Sung to the tune of "surf city") Well theres 2 big bull dykes for every dude And all you gotta ask is "Who brought the 'ludes ??" Well it's bull dyke city and we're havin' fun Yeah, bull dyke city got 'em on the run....... etc.

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here... Bray like a donkey... GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!! GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!! (Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 14, 2009

nipster

Flashily dressed young Japanese male.

Nippeeee.... the Nipster.....

by Johnny Chingas May 03, 2004

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

sudoku

It's a 9*9 matrix with 9 3*3 submatrices. Each submatrix must have 9 numbers from 1-9 with no repetitions. When one combines the 9 submatrices to get a 9*9 supermatrix, each row and column of the supermatrix must have 1, and only 1, instance of the numbers 1-9. So one has 9 3*3 matrices, the numbers 1-9 inclusive with no repetitions for each 3*3 matrix. Then combine the 9 3*3 matrices so the supermatrix has numbers 1-9 in each row and each column without repetition..

So here's how you solve 'em.. 1) Go through each 3*3 submatrix, trying to find an obvious digit that fits, from 1-9.. Each time you find an obvious fit, one must go through the entire supermatrix of submatrices again, in the sequence 1-9. When you've exhausted the possibilities, it is time to guess. 2) Guess at one where a single digit must belong to one of 2 positions. Follow step 1, and if you run into an error, that guess was wrong, and the number must rest in the other position. 3) One can adopt another strategy.. For instance, if there are 4 digits possible for a space, say, 2,3,4,5... and in another submatrix space, there are only 2 possibilities, say, 2, 3.... then the probability of the 2 being in the space with only 2 choices is larger than the probability of the 2 being in the space with 4 choices... 4) Many times, the puzzle will be lacking in 1 or 2 numbers, with a lot of the other ones. This is meant to confuse you. Do not pay attention to the numbers which are missing and try to fill those in. Instead, when it comes time to guess, try to fill a row or column so that the row or column has lots of obvious fill-ins. 5) When you guess, keep track of the number of the guess, like, "OK, this is the first guess..." then, if you must "second-guess," and that guess is wrong, the first guess was wrong as well... this is why one guesses only when there there are only 2 possibilities... 6) I have guessed up to the 8th level, but, as I get better, it only takes me 3 or 4 levels... Ah, hell, just Google for a Sudoku solver !!! I'm sure a million have already been written !! Only takes a bit of linear algebra !! Thanks..

by Johnny Chingas January 27, 2007