Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

johntroversial

causing johntroversy

The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away. "Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"

by JohnnyApocalypse February 24, 2012

pornotainment

portmanteau of "pornography" and "entertainment".

It's quite easy to tell when you've ventured into a city's pornotainment district. Much of the Internet's explosive growth (no pun intended) may likely be attributed to the pornotainment industry.

by JohnnyApocalypse March 09, 2008

poisonetta

A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.

The plant store sold nearly 300 poisonettas the week before Christmas.

by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy. See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress. I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 05, 2012

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014

Esplog

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"

Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!

by JohnnyApocalypse June 09, 2011