Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

waste

A person who has done nothing with thier life and never will...

Dave you are a waste of flesh dont talk to me.

by jon February 20, 2005

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor. Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government. MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA* Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 18, 2005

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 02, 2004

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli. Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals. Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.

"The bloody Turks won again!"

by Jon May 16, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 09, 2003