A fork of Rural Dictionary
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You're such a Ligia!
This is when you start fancying little dogs. Very common in the small town of Pickering in northern England. Chihuahua's are a prime candidate for bum raping by the people of Pickering.
Wow! Look at that doggy. Its so small and tight. Ummmm!!!! Tasty!!! I wannna lick its little ass so I can eat the crumbly shit!
When you pooh on a womans belly while she sleeps. Common in the remote regions of South East Tibet
Good night Jane! ooooh it hurts! aaaah! much better! I gave her a good belly pooh