Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dickturd

A person who is a prickish asshole!

Stop being such a "dickturd!"

by Juniper76 May 16, 2016

Splick

The sound that something disgusting and slimy makes when it is tossed into your compost bin.

When I threw the rotten pumpkin into the compost it went "splick!"

by Juniper76 May 16, 2016

really fucking funny

A picture or incident that causes uncontrollable laughter and possible loss of control of one's flatulence, bladder and or spontaneous urination.

That shit was really fucking funny I almost shit my pants!

by Juniper76 May 07, 2016