A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cheap vacation of exploring Google Maps. See all the sites from the comfort of your home!
I took a cheap man's vacation to Mexico with Google Maps. I ordered some Taco Bell to make it more authentic.
What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.
Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!
When schools stuff a bunch of useless "knowledge" into kids' heads for the sole purpose of brain-vomiting it back onto a test paper.
"Ugh, I've got knowledge bulimia from all the useless crap my teacher makes me study".
Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
A Liberal who blindly follows all Liberal propaganda and is unable to think for him/herself.
Half of Hillary's supporters are total Libanderthal sheep.
"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me
I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!
Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.
Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.