Country Dictionary

cone

To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone

"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"

Stink burn

A fart so bad it leaves a burn mark in your underwear.

"While at church last sunday, i dropped a bomb and got stink burn. To top it off, i had to sit in my own pew."

Chia Pits

Swiftly growing, uncontrollable underarm hair.

"I lost wood when i saw her chia pits!"

blarch

Like a burp, but with a hint of puke.

"When I saw the monkey pee in it's mouth, it made me wanna blarch."

Sexjury

When your boyfriend makes you play Twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.

"Don't ever try the Shimmy Shimmy Shake - it'll give you a sexjury."

Sexjury

When your boyfriend makes you play Twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.

"Don't ever try the Shimmy Shimmy Shake - it'll give you a sexjury."