A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat, sluggish child who considers school as home because of financial problems in their humble abode. They either live under a bridge and sleep on mat stuck together by semen, or just ask for cocaine or contraband for their birthday.
Zack is such a fat noobios, don't you think? His parents would rather spend their nonexistent money on a pirated IPhone 10 than even consider fixing their walls.