Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fart-Opener

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys

"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "

by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018

Wiki-PEE-dia

When you go onto Wikipedia to look up porn

"Dude I was so bored I did a wiki-PEE-dia

by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018