Country Dictionary

Long black ass hairs that protrude around the anus, sometimes intertwined with each other causing wesley braids

"Yo melissa, you ever shave those Wesleys?"
"No babe, I'm growing them out so I can braid them"

Texting code to ask if the person is over 18 years old
Ru- are you
/- over
18- 18 years old

Guy 1: That girl in the club is over 18 who's number you got right?

Guy 2: not sure, let me text her
RU/18?

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have

"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!

Slang word for rock hard penis

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

When you pull off a scab from your body, put it in the freezer and then eat it later when it's cold like a popsicle

Yo man, you got any food?
Ya man, I got some scabsicles in the freezer we can have

An old, raggedy hooker/allicat that dosnt leave you alone and you tell them to "shoocrow" get out of here

"Does that ugly slimjim hooker over there keep asking you for a ride"

"ya but I told that skank to "shoocrow" stop bothering me! "

The meat, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomato
I.e. anything you put in the taco shell

When I bite in one side of my taco, all the "taco guts" fall out the other end