A fork of Rural Dictionary
A state of being in possession of an iPod, often thinking you are superior or the shizz compared to those who havent been sucked in by Apples marketing
Hey man, have you ever had troubles transfering music with iTunes? Nah not me, I'm not podified. You wanna look cool cruising around campus? you gotta get podified dude!
a person who is terminally ill or irreversibly injured in an accident.
"His cancer has spread to his brain, he's a stuffed unit" "Shame about his accident, paralysed from the neck down, poor guy is a stuffed unit"
short for 'clear left'. In countries that drive on the left side of the road, it is what the passenger (who is sitting in the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,
Driver " how are we looking?" Passenger "cleft!"
A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants. Keitai - mobile phone Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass" "I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves. The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
"what do you think of Anna?" "Anna? shes vegemite!"
A bicycle. A bike. So named as you 'sweat' while using it.
My car broke down last night so I had ride the old sweat wheel to work today.