Country Dictionary

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

A short-saying for high-definition.

Aww snap, dawg, that's a hi-def T.V.!

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

When a soldier jacks off in his bunk at night.

Paul was helicoptering and it kept me up all last night.

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

Guinea refers to Italian men and the way their entire nasty fat ass body is cover with fur unlike and other white out there. This is why they are called guinea's, much like guinea pigs. That and they behave like pigs. Guinea's are an insult to all white people everywhere.

any italian man that smells like shit and is super fuckin hairy.

to try and wank and be cool at the same time. as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"

David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties? Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.