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Slang term for zero, or nothing. Often used in sports.

"Woohoo! We're winning 20 to nil! Sweet!" - Person A
"What the frick is 'nil'?" - Person B
"WOOT!" - Person A

Apparently the almmighty being of the Universe, but why is it a GUY? Wanna know why? Because the people who wrote the bible were guys. End of story.

Man, I talked to God the other day, and she is PISSED.

Eggs $5.00
Masks $9.00
Brintey spears tickets $75.00

Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless

The name of my cat... I'm thinking of dying her pink... but that would be cruel. I didn't name her, by the way. My little sister was the idiot who did.

"Tutu was on the roof last night... stupid cat."

Abbr. for "NO WAY!" Used commonly online when typing the extra 3 letters is just too tiring.

happyisme987: Tony called me yesterday...
firegoddess450: NW!
happyisme987: What does that mean? Are you jealous of me or something? Bitch.

(happyisme987 signed off.)

Abbrievation for "Can't Talk Right Now" - commonly used online, like when someone is trying to IM you and you're really busy.

Or if you just don't like them, and are pretending to be really busy.

summer_girl19: Omg, you will NEVER believe what happened last night between me and Michael!

iluvorli_78: Ctrn - working on English paper.

summer_girl19: Ok, bye!

The initials for the Black Eyed Peas. Duh.

"Hey, Jack, I'm going to a BEP concert. Wanna come?"
"Sure Jill, that sounds like an awful lot of fun! Whoopee!"