Country Dictionary

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon 2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.

Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?

Small, disgruntled man who lives under a bridge in Marion

Oh fuck, its Keune. Fuckity fuck fuck

short and fat aka Libby

Whos gives a shat? Libbys mum did!

1. Owner of pyscho elvis, occasionally known as an inanimate object also known as:Miffsters, Miffers, Bucket

1. Straighten up or Miffy'll set P.E. on you!

Of Chinese origin; a group of really cool girls who are not fat.

"I'm a little fatty!"

The ability to sing in a very unique key. See: Tone deaf

1. Synonymous with stroopwafel. 2. Purveyor of stroopwafels to the world, often onto The Bunny's (see Jex) head. 3. Throws almonds

2. What's this? I've been Blue Byrded!