Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Red X'er

A person with very little working knowledge of the real world. A person whose job is to draw a red X to approximate a location on a map. A job given to chimpanzees to make them feel important.

“Hey Matt, how come that new girl in the office doesn’t do anything but paint her nails and talk on the phone?” “Don’t mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesn’t do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break room”

by Lomy August 26, 2008

YTS

Acronym for Young Teenage Slut, where the Teen is at or above the legal age of consent.

How was that party last night, John? Great - wall to wall YTS! Banged a 19 year old YTS!

by LoMy April 07, 2016

soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.

What are the girls like in your new job, Paul? Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.

by LoMy April 07, 2016

boxcumming

Cumming inside a pussy during unprotected sex

Jason, why don't you like to use rubbers? Because I **LOVE** boxcumming!!!

by LoMy September 22, 2017

Nittwitter

People that are obsessed with Twitter

"Hey John, are you still dating that chick that does nothing but Tweet all day long" "Yea, I sure am, she is a total Nittwitter"

by LOMY March 20, 2009

boxcum

To cum inside a female's box during unprotected sex.

Jack, did you use a condom last night with Sally? Nah, she let me boxcum inside her pussy. Says she loves the smooth feel of a bare dick.

by LoMy September 22, 2017

Red X’er

A person who is given a simple task at his/her job. The most difficult part of the job is comparable to drawing a red X on a sheet of paper using a crayon. A person whose job could easily be given to either a chimpanzee or a preschooler.

“Can you give this work to Mike and make sure he has it done by Friday” “Mike? He is a total Red X’er, you would be better off giving the work to my pet ferret

by LOMY September 17, 2008