Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms November 01, 2021

Lead bloons

An annoying bloon that is best popped with a BIA

Monke 1: "Are those lead bloons?"
Monke 2: "Shit they are"

by Lord Of Worms November 01, 2021

Aids-haver

Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.

Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.

by Lord Of Worms May 19, 2023

X

Sister letter to Y, X represents a variable in a mathematical equation. The use of X and other letters to represent known or unknown numbers first widely used in 1637. X can also represent the X axis, depth, in 3d geometry.

Person X: If X = 2, then was is X + 2?
Person Y: You know I fucking suck at math, why are you making me do this shit?

by Lord Of Worms May 16, 2023

kahonkers

Your teacher's honkers.

Damn, Mrs. Robinson has some nice kahonkers.

by Lord Of Worms November 01, 2021