A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your taxi gets into an accident while you were typing so your text goes out like this. Can be used in place of SOS.
Person: My friend was chatting with me and then he suddenly sent Pppppppppppppp00⁰da. I quickly called towing services for him.
When you are really enthusiastic about something, but do not know everything about it because you are busy enjoying the aspects you know, or are lazy/busy enough to keep on procrastinating.
Friend: Dude! I thought you are a hardcore Sia fan, how do you not know LSD?
Me: Heard about it, but kept on procrastinating.
Friend: A classic case of aslashia.
The state of not knowing something not because you are ignorant, but you just simply not know about it. It may be popular, but you haven't come across it anywhere, hence you don't know about it.
Friend: Dude how do you not know about the new Taylor album?
Me: Idk man, just acarmia.
When you are drunk out of your wits, having a lot of fun, hanging out with unknown acquaintances, and most importantly, making legendary typos in group chats, you are said to have reached iguwaa.
Friend: Bro did you see her yesterday night after the party?
Me: Yeah bro, she totally iguwaaed it!