A fork of Rural Dictionary
Damn! You see that highschool girl? She was a total Pedo Butterface.
Did you hear Mike got that highschool girl pregnant? He is a total Pedo Butterface Babies Daddy now!
After not showering for 4-5 days and having sex
"We have been camping for 5 days I am not giving you any", "c'mon baby lets go have bum sex in the tent
When a woman's tits are so small that they resemble the concaved shape of a crater
Damn did you see that bitch? Her crater tits could collect enough water to solve drought issues in Africa!
When the biggest piece of shit so called man you know hyphenates his last name to appease his wife (who by the way has a vagina that resembles a clown car and smells of petuli), thus loosing his balls and becoming a unic. Then has children that have hyphenated names, bringing an astronomical amount of douche-bagginess to this earth.
Can you believe that new guy in creative? His name is Robert Rice-Smith, he is a total hyphengina