Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tombradyer

1. One who gains pleasure from a five yard dump pass and/or compares Tom Brady to the great Joe Montana.
2. A term used in place of lucky SOB in a sentence.

That tombradyer just won the lottery even though his friend worked to buy the ticket.

by ME!! February 24, 2005

Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.

In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)

by ME!! January 26, 2005

Cumtastic

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

by ME!! February 23, 2005

Fusion Allstar

Member of chicagofusion wich has all the qualities of a "superstar": Charisma, Humility, Rock hard Body, etc. Always get's VIP treatment everywhere they go, if you get to know then you will see how down to earth they are, and if you hate them then you're just jealous.

Holy sh*t!!, it's the fusion allstarts!!, now this is gonna be a hell of a party!!

by ME!! March 27, 2003

craptacular

Word made up by bart simpson to describe the defective christmas lights his dadhomer purchased.

They're craptacular, dad

by Me!! November 23, 2003

The Beatles

The best band ever, not over-rated. The only people that don't like them are lame goths who like marilyn manson who sucks, sucks, sucks. All four of them were brilliant muscians, even though Paul Mccartney tries to take all the credit and doesnt even invite ringo on his tour while he sings all the beatles songs.

Ringo is the most talented beatle.

by Me!! November 23, 2003

kurapikaeh

Kurapikaeh is the best person ever😁 she's so nice and I love her!!

She likes kurapika allot!!

And I'm pretty sure her favorite color is purple!!!

Me and her are married to sum it up ‼️

YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FOLLOW HER ON TIKTOK I'M SURE SHE'D APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED SHE'S VERY EASY TO TALK TO!

If your reading this I love you 😊‼️

"Do you follow @kurapikaeh on TikTok?"

"No?"

"Well go do it or I'll squish you with my big muscles 💪"

by ME!! April 28, 2021