A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously. Or When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek "Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard "You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
When someone hates you for no reason
No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect
Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist
When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.
Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day
During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.
"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang
The flid with the least arm and leg
the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure