A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way
Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo
You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?
A combination of the word 'troll' and 'scallop'- when used it suggests the person is as ugly as a troll and as disgusting as a scallop
'That Charlotte girl is such a trollop'