Country Dictionary

4:59

Waiting until the last minute of the work day to turn in something that was supposed to be submitted by the end of the day thusly preventing another co-worker from going home early.

I'm supposed to meet Amber at 5:30. I swear to God if you 4:59 me with these status reports I'll burn your house down.

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."