A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.
He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.
When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.
Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.
When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.
When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!
When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle
Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle
The substance emitted during the act of sharting
After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.