A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rocket propelled butt plug, similar to a rocket propelled grenade (rpg). However it shoots a large butt plug, comparable to Bullet Bill from Mario.
A man running away from the army, was shot by a newly mechanized butt plug launcher. The RPB quickly took down the man leaving him with a forever prolapsed asshole once they took it out
Gooning to cartoons with your toes
I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him
One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.
I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.
The act of inserting a hand sanitizer into one’s rectum and exploding it inside of them to cover up a nasty odor.
I was about to go straight into the chocolate starfish on Samantha last night, but it was so bad I almost velched. I instantly sanaltized (Sanaltizing past) her.
The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.
I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis
The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.
While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.
Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.
A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.