A fork of Rural Dictionary
When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.
I’m not really into getting a dirty via maybe we can do the best hot chocolate instead
A STEMtard is when someone who is fluent in the areas of STEM but is otherwise unintelligent in everything else.
Hey do your remember that STEMtard Johnson? Yeah I hate that guy
When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie
Hey man I tried a dirty milano last night with my girl and it was the best.
When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass
My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time
When you use your eighth fat roll to jerk somebody off.
I love when my bitch gives me a dirty ryvar. I think I prefer it over best hot chocolate.
When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.
Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl