A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.
Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!
Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.
Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!
When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.
Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?
A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report". Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.
The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.
That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage