A fork of Rural Dictionary
The emotional side of punk; the sad/dramatic side of punk rockers. People who wish to announce they are emo may cut hair so it covers (at least) one eye and wear eyeliner and layer their clothes note: this does NOT mean that all people who dress like this are "emo" Emos look at love and life through black-covered glasses and may occasionally smile if among other emos. Emos are known for hating "preps" group of people who hate black and pop their collars. Emo is also associated with cutting of wrists -- emos may do this and they may not, but if they do, they're just gay because that is something stupid to do. BE WARNED OF EMO WANNABES -- people who cut their hair, wear the makeup, pretend to cut, and generally act like a-holes. They are not emo. They are WEMO - wannabe emo. Also be aware (but friendly) to the ELMOs - they dress emo but they are happy outgoing people and love to laugh and be normal with their friends -- they are ELMOs (they try to be Emo but come off more Tickle-me-Elmo)
**REAL EMOS** Emo kid #1: So...yeah...that was sweet... Emo kid #2: Yeah...it was really okay I guess... Emo kid #1: I got a tatoo to express my feelings... Emo kid #2: Wow...nice... **WEMOS** Wemo boy: OH MY GOD, LET ME GO CUT MY WRIST AND MAKE OUT WITH A GUY! AREN'T I SEXY WITH MY LONG BANGS? Wemo girl: OH WOW, DID YOU SEE MY SNAKE BITE PIERCINGS? LATER I THINK I'LL DYE MY HAIR BLUE BECAUSE I'M AN INDIVIDUAL AND SARA DYED HER HAIR BLUE TOO! Wemo boy: SHUT UP, I'M REFLECTING ON HOW FUCKED UP MY LIFE IS... **ELMOS** Elmo kid: OH MY GOD! I LOVE EGGS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A term created to give pre-teens and teens an excuse to behave poorly. Stolen almost directly from the Goth kids of the the early eighties, these teens and early 'adults' apparently pride themselves on being original while looking and behaving exactly the same. Emo is short for emotional, but we all know that those early years are a mess of predictably unbalanced, insecure histrionics and this label is just another way of glorifying it. As with other cultish groups, the emo subculture has attached whiney, cry-baby 'music' to its hapless existencialism that literally screams "why me." There seems to be virtually no way to combat this behavioral anomaly as attempts to do so only catapult the teen into carrying his/her angst even further. The ultimate color is black, with white and pink being thrown in for girls as contrast. The boys wear more bland colors with fashion statement Bed-head hair and a blank stare. Girls have a new version of big hair; long and puffy in the back ; styled in the front so that the bangs run the length of one side to the person's neck, covering a single eye entirely, giving the impression that the individual is hiding something. Easily bored and quick to depressive behavior, you'll rarely see them involved in activities that involve anything more than standing or laying around. Incessent eye-rolling and texting are the preferred exercises for this narcissistic cult.
In times of emergency or disaster, EMO coordinates the response of State agencies ensuring the most appropriate resources are dispatched to the impacted area.
if you dont know you know now E=eat M=me O=out.put it together it becomes eat me out
please EMO(eat me out)
I've had enough of this shit that these fucking wankers post about emos. We are normal people we just dress wierd and feel emotions more than other people do. We arent just happy, we are very happy, not just sad we are very sad, we aren't just exited, we are very excited. We don't like telling people that we are emo because of these fuckewits known as posers. They say they are emo and and they straighten their hair and dye it black and maybe start cutting because they say some person on TV and thought " hey that looks cool, let me piss off as many people as I can with it" These mother fuckers are the main reason for these bullshit stereotypes about emos. Most of us just want to be left the fuck alone with our MCR, TØP and Fallout Boys. Some of us might cut, so what that's none of your fucking business so leave us alone! Please if you see someone who cuts, don't bully them. How about actually fucking helping them you fuckewit! And dont assume that because someone weres black sneakers, black skinny jeans and hoodies and cut that they are emo Be a good mother fucker and stop treating people like shit :)