A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of training a midget to beat up jacked boxers to become heavyweight champion.
"Did you see Glass Joe's wounds when he got knocked out?! I heard his opponent's trainer is a Doc Louis."
The act of taunting somebody and hitting them when they keep trying to attack you.
"I got my ass kicked last night from that guy who was acting like a Don Flamenco!"
The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.
"He got Von Kaiser'd!"
A bald person with no emotions who has the strength of an ox and will knock you out easily.
"Dont get in that guy's way. He's a real Nick Bruiser if you do."
The act of going on popular game shows and embarrassing yourself.
"Did you see that guy lose over $1,000 on Jeopardy? He's such a dudy dude"
An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.
"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."
An anime nerd who wanted to get into boxing so he could be big and strong like Goku, only to get his ass kicked by a blonde punk.
"That guy is such a Dragon Chan. He couldn't even break a branch even if he tried!"