Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hanging with my friends

Inspired by #hangingmyfriends

Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends

by MinionGorl November 03, 2019

Gay

Me

Im gay

by MinionGorl November 03, 2019

Who made my son plantsexual?

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL

Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)

by MinionGorl November 03, 2019

Ass Whiskers

An ass whisker is a hair you pull OUT OF YOUR ASS. Also something you may call so.eone when they are being a bitch, say "ads whisker" instead of "asshole" "butthole" "bitch" or "crap pile" or can be ass whiskers

Bob saggot: your a little coochie on a stick
Le monks: well your a ass whisker and a pile of Ass Whiskers

by MinionGorl November 03, 2019