Country Dictionary

Someone who's wack,not cool,or a party that ended with everyone hating it.

That guy is french cabinet,that party was french cabinet

Someone who craves the accompanyment of anyone who loves muffins

Your always hanging out with that dobermalt

One who admires Keanu Reeves.

You are a borashore man,how many times did u see the matrix!?

One who floats on the river of sexuallity

Wow,what a keristore.

Noun (1): The sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Noun (2): A derogatory term for an illegal alien crossing from the United State's extremely porous southern boarder, originating from the sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Verb: The act of hitting the head of either an illegal Mexican immigrant or another person with either a D-cell maglite or similar object

Boarder Patrol: "Yeah, I bagged that damned tonk before he made it to the freeway!"

"Shut up before I tonk your dumbass."

Someone who is silly and semi hilarous.

Dan smith is sort of a silly bo billy.

Someone who really loves chewing on chairs and dutch candy

Hmm,that guy seems to be a ridocupsit.