A fork of Rural Dictionary
(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.
After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.
(stō’ beks) noun. An acronym for "soon to be exwife/exhusband". May be used by either spouse to refer to the other spouse, regardless of sex or gender, so long as they have the serious intent of getting a divorce, until the divorce is final.
My epic divorce took over 4 years, because my stobex and I couldn't agree.