A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a women has her tubes tied.
i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy
the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.
Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!
The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman
The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.
Classy word for toilet paper
After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins
An adjective used to describe any robust Italian woman in southern Italy. (i.e. like a stromboli)
While strolling through Capri my eyes were immediate drawn to the strombovious derrière of a local barista
The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.
I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.