A fork of Rural Dictionary
The clothes you wear when heading out to eat tacos.
After hours of sex with Geof, Heather jumps up and declares, "I want tacos!" So she threw on a cute tacoutfit and they drove the Porsche to the Mexican restaurant for tacos.
A business/ casual clothing style worn by a Heather to work.
Heather took a selfie for Geof in her closet showing off her heathery style.
When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.
*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.
Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.
The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.
Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.
How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.
"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.