Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

by Mr Falcone October 26, 2007

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone November 12, 2007

JOES

They are the sports betting public

The JOES have penciled in the Colts on Sunday as a LOCK, early ticket count is 38-1 in favor of the Colts

by Mr Falcone October 24, 2007

Thorn

A Sport's bettor who consistently wins.

Damn it yesterday that Thorn pricked for for 10 large

by Mr Falcone October 07, 2007

THORN

A gambler who consistently wins gambling on sports.

Damn, that THORN pricked me again on the Giants total under 43.

by Mr Falcone October 17, 2007

THORN

A gambler who consistently wins gambling on sports.

Damn, that THORN pricked me again on the Giants total under 43.

by Mr Falcone October 17, 2007

placemats

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

by Mr Falcone October 25, 2007