A fork of Rural Dictionary
The man who won the second presidential campaing.
Man: Hey, you watch the debate last night? Other guy: Yeah, Ken Bone totally stole the show.
Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.
Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up! Baby: No. Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk? Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM... Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!! The Mom wakes up Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey? Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real. Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.