A fork of Rural Dictionary
'Danish' An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying... "Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert "One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert