Country Dictionary

Fish wacking

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.

Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.

Gnoming

Performing a single or series of sexual maneuvers on a short, bearded man.

Did you hear Crystal has been gnoming Randall?
Gnoming is so on trend right now!

Fishwack

The act of masturbating to the sight of fish swimming or feeding.

"Comin out tonight?"
"Nar just bought some fish, so i'm going home to have a fishwack"

Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.