Country Dictionary

have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form. It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.

Poor Mary, she has the shits. My cat had the shits last night. I think I have the shits.

fluff

1. A kind of fanfic which has a happy ending or generally happy content, rather than smut (pornography) or angst (sad stuff).

'I wrote some fluff' OR 'that fic had a lot of fluff in it.'