Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

machine-net

There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.

By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.

by Nacho November 19, 2004

snopes

This word can be used as a verb to indicate checking the validity of a suspect story. It is derived from the online urban legend reference site: www.snopes.com.

That sounds fake. You should snopes it. Also She told me a story about a friend of a sorority sister who had a huge pimple that eventually exploded hundreds of baby spiders on her face, but I snopesed it, and that story is just an urban legend.

by Nacho November 04, 2004

veeter

One who enjoys looking at abnormally large chicks

Can Not, stop being a veeter, there are hott chicks over their!

by Nacho March 16, 2005

rizzle

a word people use to identify themselves to the "ghetto" culture. Usually wiggers or dumbasses with the IQ of 12

wigger: for rizzle mah nizzle in the hizzle me: hey isnt that your mom honking at you in her chevy suburban? wigger: uh.. yea. peace out nigga

by nacho January 17, 2004

Nerd Talk

Anybody who disagrees with her lord and highness, the almighty Sunkiss.

Sunkiss: "OmfG9z!111 (SOME of) yuo peepol r talkin teh nerd talk!!11"

by Nacho December 10, 2004

Freddy Vs. Jason

stupidest movie ever, oh wow they kill people again, woohoo, like it isnt' like the other 100 movies that involve them

Freddy vs Jason was retarded

by nacho January 16, 2004

Crackass

An ass-cracker, someone who fucks asses. An American whiteboy.

Shut the fuck up, Crackass.

by Nacho April 19, 2003