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Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy. 2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass. 2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

by tim s. December 17, 2004

Crackass

When you laugh so hard that your ass falls off while eating salty crackas.

Lakshmi: Dude...that cracka's cracking me up! Watermelonandra: Haha! I'm laughing so hard too! Clitorikendrina: That crackass just fell off his chair while eating his organic salty donut.

by ojiiiiiiiiiisan January 18, 2017

Crackass

An ass-cracker, someone who fucks asses. An American whiteboy.

Shut the fuck up, Crackass.

by Nacho April 19, 2003

CRACKASS

Low-grade, sub par. Not meeting minimum standards of acceptability.

Merchandise in Canada is totally crackass

by themankster February 02, 2007

crackass

a dumb, stoned faggot

fix yourself crackass!

by jdbdjajd January 18, 2018